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Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011
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stink knees

A condition one suffers for being on the receiving end in a glory hole with a very dirty floor.
Hopefully you were compensated well for your services at the hole last night so you can correct your stink knees.
by rkellystayswarm December 17, 2013
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Stink Ring

Girl,you need to wash Your Stink Ring
by Naseer Hill October 25, 2017
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Stink

by Irdgaff September 23, 2023
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The Iraqi Stink Bomb

This is when you are nailing a girl from behind, preferably a stranger. Then, you make a noise and quietly apologize for farting during sex when really you have taken three to four stink bombs and crushed them on the floor. You then don a gas mask and continue fucking her from behind until you finish while she endures the smell.
Yo Jake! Remember that bitch at the bar who was taking a piss in the men’s room sink? She seemed like common street trash so I got smashed enough to bang her and threw in The Iraqi Stink Bomb so I could video it, steal her phone send to all her friends when she was cleaning off the stench in my bathroom.
by Larry and Rex and Benny November 20, 2019
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stink-tinkle

Any and all ways to pee in a butthole.
She gave me the stink-tinkle
by NPRKelly September 3, 2016
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Stink sync

When two individuals position themselves bum-to-bum and simultaneously release farts, creating a mutual gaseous exchange. Often performed as a bizarre bonding ritual.
“After a long night of chilli, beans and poor decisions, they executed a perfect stink sync — cheek-to-cheek”
by CrudeCreations June 12, 2025
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