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House cherub

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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Town house

Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished
Bro let’s just town house that shit!

Oh shit, are you guys town housing that?
by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021
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Junkie House

That one house down the street that is full of junkies that aren’t supposed to be there.
Faith: Did I see your homeroom teacher walk into the junkie house yesterday?
Charlotte: Yeah, Coach Wilson Has issues.
by SunkissedRosePetal May 27, 2020
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house frock

A House Frock is the shabby chic of casual attire. You feel great in it and your friends silently judge you for how you’ve let yourself go while simultaneously praising you for how “you are just yourself”.
Wow Melanie! I love that adorable house frock! It looks so comfortable and I love how you don’t care and can just be you!
by Grammar polize September 21, 2019
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foot house

its when your feet get cold in bed and you wrap your covers around them.
wife : my feet are cold

husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....
by Mathmoss August 20, 2017
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House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)
Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.
by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017
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dump house

A place full of men that brings back a woman and passes them around sexually from person to person.
Hey bro we about to bring this girl back to the dump house and let her get it from all of us.
by Italy8811 April 2, 2016
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