hmu

an abbreviation for hit me up

guy: hey shawty hw r u?
girl: dont hmu BYEEEE
guy: i-

by kriptonnnbitchh February 2, 2020

Hmmm

What you say when you're losing an argument with someone online and try to be sassy while you're at it.

John: Take your kids to get fucking vaccinated Jennifer, your kids are fucking dying!
Jennifer: Hmmm... but I have proof that it's filled with dead baby fetus.
John: Shut the actual fuck up Jen, vaccinate your fucking kids!

by imdyinguwu February 2, 2020

hmph

How many phones have. Used when somebody sends you a wrong message or email.
example on sms when some sends a wrong message.

Emma: Sorry, I sent the wrong message
me: hmph you do this all the time

by unicornkitty6789 February 4, 2020

HMDG

Hot Mess Djembe Girl. An absolutely stunning lady who is all manner of fucked up, but can hold a rhythm one way or the other.

You seen that psycho Melanie? Her hands can move at speed but i can't say i'd close my eyes on her. She a HMDG for sure.

by Vegan Cheesecake February 20, 2020

HMC

After thinking HMC is an abbreviation of "Homocide" I quickly found out it is an initialism of "Hold my Cosmopolitan", the female version of "Hold my Beer"

"What does HMC mean?"
"I don't know. Maby Homocide?"

by Xuos January 5, 2020

HMU

means Hit Me Up. Usually used on snapchat stories/ replying to YOLO's that your friends put on their stories.

once you are done vibin' HMU.

by NOUCARD January 6, 2020

HMU

Stands for "Hit me up." Simply means "call me," "text me," or some other form of "let's get in contact" with no other connotations. The exact meaning can usually be gotten from context.

HMU if you can help me out with this.

by halotroop2288 January 22, 2020