Nike hat bitch

aggressive driver, claims to have fucked a grease pit in his ford focus

EX Nike hat bitch : if you (blank) i will punch you in the teeth.

by 6969CHADWICK6969 April 29, 2019

dick hat trick

when you nut three times in a row

bro I just pulled a dick hat trick

by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.

I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.

by Anight March 15, 2020

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

by bkap314 January 14, 2021

California Hat-trick

When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.

“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”

“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”

by xLonnie July 14, 2021

Soup Hat

Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.

Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.

'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'

*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time

by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022