Austro-Germany

Small island-nation in the South Pacific. Close ties with Australia. Former colony of Germany. Landlocked since 1928. Language: English with German accent. Famous for surfing, neejees, amazing dancing abilty.

A: Have you ever been to Austro-Germany?
B: Of course, haven't you seen me shitty-wank?

by Josef McBrez August 13, 2006

germany paper

a band where no one knows how to play any insrtuments. the best band ever

Bob:did u hear germany paper play last night? they rocked!
Joe:dude, wat are u talkin about? germany papers just a bunch of hot chicks who cant play!

by hannah May 28, 2004

german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

by Cakester November 6, 2007

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.

Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts

by villylover123 November 2, 2020

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

german bloodhound kiss

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.

"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."

by R2THEC April 2, 2008