Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty June 2, 2015

greasy pout

when you are at a restaurant and order a Poutine (fries with cheese and gravy) and it's so fucking greasy and delicious it just slides down your throat and it feels so good!

"hi can i get a poutine?"
"sure thing!"
*brings out poutine*
"ahh fuck yes a greasy pout!"

by Perf! November 17, 2015

greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

greasy flaps

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.

I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.

by King of Banterbury July 25, 2016

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices

Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016