Gardening

Plowing a ho

I'm going to do some gardening tonight

by Koltgemini February 10, 2019

My Garden

An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.

This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.

I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.

A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.

by dfault June 30, 2004

Luxury Garden Party

A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.

The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.

by Muhammad's Marauders December 14, 2010

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

Garden Gnome

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

by BwareoftheGnomes December 15, 2008

Garden City

Town on Long Island with A LOT of stuck up annoying white people. Every1 there thinks they are a god mainly cuz they have money and get what ever they want. The people of this town act like they have never seen minorities before and tend to panic when one gets close to them. A minority lasting more than 5 minutes in this town without having the cops on his or her ass is unheard of. The black population of Garden City High School was about two people, and 1 graduated and left, so now its down to one person. Kids of this town have 3 hobbies: watching shitty white shows such as Gossip Girls, drinking themselves into comas cuz they have nothing better to do on weekends, and wasting money on expensive shit like starbucks, $1000 pairs of jeans from abercrombie, and cars they'll end up crashing at a party over the weekend. It is hard to engage in a conversation with someone from this town without hearing "like" about 30 times before a sentence finishes. The women of this town are pretty stupid and don't make much sense when they talk. The guys of this town are gay and enjoy calling each other "bro" and getting touchy to show affection towards one another. To sum it up, Garden City is a terrible town for anyone who isn't white and who doesn't enjoy being chased by about 10 cop cars. Although the inhabitants of Garden City are snobby and impossible to deal with, there is one cool kid from that town named Ed.

Yo ma nigga, i went to Garden City this weekend with this kid named Ed for a party. The house the party was at was HUGE ma nigga! I stole like $1000 there and ain't no1 even care! The chicks there were fine as hell but dumb as shit. Tell me why these honkys were all piss drunk by 8. Some dumbass crashed his new benz into the side of this kids house and when the cops came, my black ass was the only one runnin. Next time ma nigga Ed invite me out there, i gotta spray paint myself white or some shit.

by disnukkaphil January 14, 2009

6th grader

I'm. In 6th grade and everyone is saying there so immature with all the jokes but that's not what the case is some of my friends are immature but that's only two of them and there still very nice.(I'm not trying to say we rule over everyone) but the 7th graders and 8th graders assume rumors from when they were in 6 grade and yes we do have it pretty easy,with,less homework,teachers take pity (I could keep going :) )

6th grader: oh hi .do you have a pencil I could use for the ballot
8th grader:no go get your own you 6th grader
6th grader: thanks anyway
8th grader buzz off

by Bmg 11 November 5, 2011