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Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.
Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!
by mungler May 16, 2006
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brett gardner

young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina

can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.

first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)

could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury

he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.

kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player

kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!

kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?

kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!

kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
by preety big yankee fan January 7, 2009
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Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!
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Allowing something to go to waste.

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You just gaged that cigarette.
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Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.
"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"
by Spike Savage November 14, 2007
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Hard Gard

Wiccan version of religious fundamentalists, and probably worst type of Wiccans you can encounter. They usually think only via initiation you can become a Wiccan, because Mother-of-all and Father-of-all are so weak that they will obey them all the time and will only talk to initiated ones.

They will insist on Wicca ''staying British'' even though originally it contained material from Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn which contained many things from eastern religions, Egyptians, Hebrews and it's largely based on Gospel of Aradia, which is Italian. They will also act like Gardnerian/Alexandrian Wicca is the only legit type of occultism (even though they have very little to zero occult knowledge) and try to bash every other believer that has been not ''initiated''.
''I am a third degree Hard Gard you losers! I am so witchy but cannot even lift a curse!''
''Maybe degrees are more aligned with arrogance rather than knowledge?''
by owlowlowl December 30, 2015
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