Gangsta Greasy

The most greasiest of gangstas.

Wow, that was such a Gangsta Greasy thing you just did.

by Kontrolll September 21, 2021

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Zak the Greatest

Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick

OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!

by Zak Parker February 5, 2008

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

Greaseism

The grease that sits upon Nichole Clines face.

If feel so bad for Nichole Cline shes got a terrible case of greaseism

by ClaytonSydeny Brenneman-Hoover June 23, 2010

greasy rat

filthy spotted person with greasy hair.

"see that craig, he is such a greasy rat"

by Billy.C June 28, 2008