ur grandpap a trap

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.

Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

ur grandpa queer

worse than ur mum gae, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian combined.

John : HEY UR GRANNY TRANNY
Henry : HEY DONT U DARE MAKE ME SAY IT!
John : DO IT!
Henry : UR GRANDPA QUEER!
John : *obliterated into tiny pieces*

by URSQUIDWORDGAE March 13, 2018

Sky Grandpa

A term used to describe/mock religious people’s perception of their god in the heavens.

You better not be gay or sky grandpa will send you to hell.

by But like forreal May 14, 2019

4X-grandaunt

Great-great-great-grandaunt.

My 4X-grandaunt is a good person.

by KL198 June 25, 2021

10X-grandmother

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.

My 10X-grandmother is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Bald-headed Granddaddy

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

by LilScholar April 11, 2019