Futard

Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

by M240871 September 4, 2005

Futzie

The mood someone gets in when their friends/family are being dumb and making fun of them in a really annoying way. It's kind of like fussy,cranky,and annoyed all at once.

Wonderful Loved Ones: "Ohhh look at me I'm Nabil, I'm organized..."
Nabil: *glares*
Wonderful Loved Ones: "Stop being so futzie!"

by C Star October 10, 2005

Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.

Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!

by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011

futenis

a futenis (penis futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large penis. At the end of the futon is a pillenis (penis pillow) for the head of the penis, but a pillenis is totally optional.

A.T. needs a futenis for his unit.
or
Allbee has a futenis in his room... wow

by fjeldy November 7, 2006

FUTO

A caused land full of Frustration Under Tension in Owerri

Sharpy went to FUTO and came back alive; Thank God for him though.

by SharpyDeBritishMinister July 1, 2021

Futt

when you fuck a butt so hard it turns red and starts to bleed

i gave josaline a futt last night

by plastic mailbox April 27, 2009

futoed

the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;

I was trying to jerk off the other day when I was fucking futoed by that d-bag.

by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004