futenis

a futenis (penis futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large penis. At the end of the futon is a pillenis (penis pillow) for the head of the penis, but a pillenis is totally optional.

A.T. needs a futenis for his unit.
or
Allbee has a futenis in his room... wow

futenis by fjeldy November 7, 2006

futensil 

a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.

dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

futensil by germinator7 April 18, 2007

futernisce 

The wife and I sold our old house and were reminiscing about different things we liked about it, as we are currently remodeling our new house. We then started to futernisce about our plans for the new addition, and now have a pool on the way.

Futernisce: to give thoughts and plans to become reality., opposite of reminiscing. Futerniscing about your goals and dreams will become a reality, if you put in the hard work.

futernisce by Gatorlog May 1, 2024

futernisce 

The wife and I sold our old house and were reminiscing about different things we liked about it, as we are currently remodeling our new house. We then started to futernisce about our plans for the new addition, and now have a pool on the way.

Futernisce: to give thoughts and plans to become reality., opposite of reminiscing. Futerniscing about your goals and dreams will become a reality, if you put in the hard work.

futernisce by Gatorlog May 1, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004