Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

fugly

Fugly : adjective, contraction of the words "fucking" and "ugly"

It's fugly !!!

by DevilInsidE August 11, 2011

Fugly

A combination of the words Fucking and Ugly, typically reserved for especially beastly girls. Often preceeded by the word "Fucking."

"Holy shit bro...check out that fucking fugly slampig by the pull tabs."

"Wow, she's in a league of her own....but it's almost bar close and i'm empty handed so far....let's do these shots, than i'm gonna go talk to her."

by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

fugly

(adj.) fucking ugly, so ugly that one winces when looking at this object/person.

You see that girl on the horse? Her name is Andrea. Ugh, I can't even look at her for too long. She's so fugly!

by nininninininicole November 2, 2011

Funalyzer

A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around

Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.

Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts

by NickyLags December 5, 2011

funky zest

marijuana.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up".........
"bring the skunk and I'll hit the funky zest..."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Fugly

The name for a very particular type of bong from the town of Bonnyrigg, Scotland.

1. Mate, you gonna' get Fugly out for a toke?
2. Shit, you can't let the po see fugly-bail man!

by __titch October 12, 2011