French Bungus

The act of two male ani touching intimately or romantically.

Jacobsen: Hey, Weatherby, lets experiment with our french bungus technique.

Weatherby: Let me put away my Michael Bolton CD collection then we can French Bungus all night.

by TheBash October 22, 2008

Canadian French Fry

This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.

Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.

by Gonzoe June 30, 2011

finched

the art of forever getting screwed by a new employee.

Man I thought I would be on easy street when Al left, then i completely got Finched!!

by Bill Loni September 4, 2005

French whack

the act of placing the erect male genitalia i.e. fuck stick, between two lucious female breasts

Me: "Your sister gave me a French whack last night!"
You: "What the fuck is a French whack?"
Me: "It's a titty fuck!"

by c money millionaire April 9, 2008

french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

by juyh12 December 6, 2010

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010

French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020