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Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito
It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.
by DigitalR3x February 19, 2025
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Freedom stick

Another way to describe the male penis of an American man.
Girl I went to the United States and this American man had such a big freedom stick.
by Bigdogg93 February 23, 2025
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freedom

a feeling like no other. similar to a flow state. when someone is living in the moment to the extent that they are not thinking about anything else.
by yeitcho April 7, 2025
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Freedom from school

The one thing we cant get and we will never get.
Kid: "FREEDOM FROM SCHOOL!"
Teachers: "What a nice dream."
by Badaboy88776@ April 9, 2025
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Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Freedom&Democracy™

The official corporate-sponsored brand of regime change, now available in crisp, flag-themed packaging! When a superpower develops a sudden, altruistic concern for foreign civilians halfway across the globe—civilians whose sovereignty is, coincidentally, located directly on top of the world’s largest untapped oil reserves—you’ve found the real deal.

It’s the perfect distraction technique: why let your leader suffer from embarrassing domestic poll numbers when you can launch a few thousand “liberating” bombs instead? Watch as cruise missiles, each one a tiny ambassador of freedom, deliver shock-and-awe democracy directly to someone else’s capital city. Never mind the messy, decades-long occupation or the small print that transfers mineral rights to Western shareholders. This is about saving people from their dictator—by installing one slightly more amenable to our pipeline routes.
Freedom&Democracy™: We had to destroy their village in order to save it. It’s not imperialism, it’s a business expense. You a free choice; take it or cry and take!
by Imagine Freedom March 3, 2026
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Freedom Juice

The term for oil used by patriots of America. Often the center of minor conflicts, and is desired in increasingly large quantities by everyone.
“WE’RE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE HEAR YOU HAVE SOME FREEDOM JUICE"
by I.E.I. Industries May 24, 2025
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