Firrehea

When you have diarrhea so bad your ass is on fire.

Hey dude my buttcheeks are so chapped cuz I have firrehea

by Jerky Boys February 4, 2013

first20shots

#1 taking or giving a beating
#2 overcoming an obstacle or challenge effectively

#3 a severe injury

#1: Rihanna took the first20shots by Chris Brown.
"Rihanna shut up or i'm give you the first20shots." -Chris Brown
#2: I graduated today, school took the first20shots.
#3: Matt Kemp's ankle took the first20shots last game, he appears to be done for the season.

by Not your average Joe June 9, 2014

firedooring

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.

I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.

by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017

firminho

Usually people who say "Firminho" were dropped at birth on their head, and shouldn't be allowed to watch football

Person 1: Hey did you see Firminho's goal?

Person 2: Were you dropped at birth on your head? You shouldn't be allowed to watch football.

by ComptonMane March 8, 2018

holy fire

a holy fire is when you fill your toilet with tp, light it, and when the flames are high enough you flush.

it was 4 am and we got nothing to do, so we got drunk and worshipped a holy fire in sarah's bathroom.

by dan_azazel March 20, 2008

Yarmando Fire Hose

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009

killa fire dank

When after consuming large quantities of spicy foods (IE: rooster hotsauce on sardines, jalapeno bubblegum, etc), one takes an enormous dump, dries it, and smokes it.
A common tactic among wiggers and Nigerians.

Person 1: "Hey, you smell like shit and you have brown stains all over your fingers and mouth. Fuck is wrong with you?"

Person 2: "Nigga I just toked on that GOOD shit I'm throwed"

Person 1: "I don't know about GOOD shit, but SHIT is right. You've been smoking that killa fire dank again, I can smell the feces and spicy peppers on your dumb wigger ass"

by whitecastleUMOADBRO November 29, 2010