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A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
by Jennefar February 28, 2022
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The Filthy Rex Hunt

When you get paid to drive Loopy Cunts around, but you just use your job to Prowl Public Lavatories for Rough AF anal fisting.
G'day Bob, word is that you've been doing "The Filthy Rex Hunt" 🤔🤔🤔
by Facial Freddy May 1, 2023
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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when u bang a midget then pull out and jizz in a maglite
I had a Filthy SethSquatch and I wished I could do it again
by country2022Girl August 30, 2023
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The Filthy EddieZacBrendan

An obscene multistage sexual activity consisting of various tools and objects of equality various jobs.

The first stage is where a man takes another man and bends him over, the man is then proceeded to be locked into place with metal bars.

The second stage takes place 3 days later, the man in question is still in the same position but is now caked in a thick layer of sweat. The sweat is extracted using a syphon and stored in many small mason jars.

The third stage takes the jars of sweat and mixes them with packs of gelatin, turning the sweat into a gelatinous goo when put into the fridge to set.

The fourth stage is when the sweat-jello and feeding it to the man before slapping him with a wet sponge and then kissing him on the lips.

The fifth and final stage is when the man is keg free from the metal restraints and given the leftover sweat-jello as a memento. Not before getting his butthole plugged for next week
Jerry had The Filthy EddieZacBrendan happen to him.
by Sprinkleman January 23, 2026
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old st filth

a rather old man with a long grey beard and grey hair
often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick
oh my god look its old st filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
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Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
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Strum my filthies

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018
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