fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

feag

when a guy is porking his girl friend, and pulls out thus she goes down to suck him off, and the guy blows his load on her face, then ripping out hair from his head and sticking it in between her eyebrows giveng her a unibrow.

so i was doing my girlfriend last night and i pulled out and gave her the dirty feag.

by minkquist April 24, 2008

featherhead

Any punk ass chump who calls himself a hells angel. Also called chickenheads. Name comes the feathered chicken skull they fly as a "patch". Their colors are red and white, just like a used kotex....

Anybody can get a featherhead patch these days. In Arizona, these jokers are even "patching out" cops!!

by elpaso13 March 19, 2009

Feathered Indian

While having sex from behind, after the guy ejaculates, the man hogties the girl, sticks a feather in her ass, and takes all of her land

“Man, how did you get all of this land?”
“I got it from a girl after we did the feathered indian.”

by DonyeJablo January 3, 2020

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

feastin'

eating a large amount of food for a long period of time.

See grubbin'.

I haven't eaten all day, so don't bother me while im feastin'.

by jay bueno January 8, 2008

Fearotica

Fearotica or Fearotic Arts:

Terms created by the Artist and painter Ariock, known as Ariock Leca Umhr SoniT to represent his own creations, style and artwork themes.

Fearotica, contraction of the world Fear and Erotica, is the representation of High Quality elements in an seriously composed Occult Erotic Horror drama, symbolism, scene or scenario.

This word stands for the combination of extreme visual and psychological horror, unspeakable creatures, blood and organic elements, Dark and scary to pure abomination, merged with extreme physical Beauty attributes, high standard Glamour, nude or erotic models in situations of sexual pleasure and desire, seductive or attractive attitudes, in a unholy/non Christian Occult symbolism, primal cults, paganism witchcraft, Goetia Demonology and Cthonian Myths, from the prehuman ages, akkadian and Sumerian to our times.

Following the gnosis of the Chaos magick by Peter J Caroll, Fearotica could be the absolute conjunction of the two extreme arrows on the same line of the Chaos emotional duality chart ” the root of every emotion is always its opposite” , represented by Coagula, the principle of attraction, and Solve the principle of repulsion : Fear and desire, the other nuances known as Sex and Death and Love and hate, completed by Four elementals, Pain and Pleasure, Elation and Delation.

As Ariock says, some artists are known to have experienced the same passion for extreme alliances, like HR Giger, Peter witkin, Clive Barker, David Cronenberg, HP Lovecraft, Gustave Moreau, Gerome Bosh and many others, he has, since the beginning of his career, dedicated himself to expend one of those extreme alliances, by giving it a Name and pursuing the work of madmen and heretics who’ve been creating Artworks since the beginning of humanity, contributing to open the gates a little wider…”

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by Ariock April 1, 2009