spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.

John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015

Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!

Dude, stop farting!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.

Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.

by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022

Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018