Thicc French

A nickname for a man with the first name Nick and the last name French. The nickname can be used for anyone with a first name rhyming with Thick or Nick.
Hey did you see Thicc French over there?
by Thicccccccc February 15, 2017
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French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson
My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock
by chorizogordo July 15, 2022
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french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.
I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys
by KyleKarl December 06, 2013
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Charles French

Noun & Verb (Also referred to as Charlie)
1.) Rubik's Cube Master
2.) An all around nice guy that people can't help but love. He usually has a Rubik's cube in his right pocket and a game boy in his other. He has the most annoying dog on the planet that likes to bark constantly. But it's okay, it will get eaten eventually.
3.) A person that can pick their nose with their tongue.
4.) to be awesome.
That barking dog must belong to a Charles French! Maybe we should just eat it...
by TacoFlavoredKeeses March 25, 2011
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french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.
"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."
by Pebacon December 28, 2013
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French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.
Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.
by Farterista November 28, 2007
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French Rinse

A French rinse is when you take a shit and instead of wiping you spray the shower head up your anus to clean it.
guy: dude I just took a massive shit.
friend: did you give it a French rinse?
by iLLi v69 March 06, 2018
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