by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018
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Dylan: Hey man how many solo dubz you got on Fortnite
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?
Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?
Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit
by JockHawk June 9, 2018
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You: “I rage-broke my TV with my controller.”
You: “I rage-broke my TV with my controller.”
by WhyCantIWinOneGame June 11, 2018
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by dsajfkakljsf June 11, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.the apparent rival of pubg and is a minecraft killer. attracts normies and their children, has a Left 4 Dead like gamemode and an h1z1 like gamemode. fails to beat tf2 in terms of cosmetics.
Guy 1: Hey, do you play Fortnite
Guy 2: Nah, that game is shit.
Guy 1: Fuck you and I hope you fall off a cliff for hating the game that changed the world and convinced our parents to keep harassing us to stop playing so our brains wouldn't be corrupted. also pubg is gay
Guy 2: Nah, that game is shit.
Guy 1: Fuck you and I hope you fall off a cliff for hating the game that changed the world and convinced our parents to keep harassing us to stop playing so our brains wouldn't be corrupted. also pubg is gay
by Retarded Switchy June 12, 2018
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