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show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.
I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence
by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013
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kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011
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runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!
by S'portJ November 20, 2013
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Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.
Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.
by honda sensei January 8, 2016
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Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.
by Jehannum October 9, 2015
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Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.
I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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pea fart

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.
by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011
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