text her smiley face

A text messaging technique that gets the attention and interest of the female who receives it.

It works every time.

text her smiley face, like so :-)

by Solaris99 May 21, 2009

the PHIL Factor

when one's whacked out persona of sociopathic tendencies comes to life via delusions of grandeur that entails inconspicuous forming of relationships with others w/o the other's consent by all means necessary. A third party can see this with clear conviction of contempt, but the individual that is perpetuating this act of solace and does not relent to the factual discrepancy of reality.

the Phil Factor made u believe that her name was Jessica when in actuality her name is Christina as according to her birth certificate.

by CoOLiSymO October 25, 2010

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013

Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

Clean your face

Clean your face means to pay off a debt that you owe a person.

Man let me borrow $10 till Friday? Naw man you still ain't clean your face from the last time you got something from me.

by BBW Baby Doll September 23, 2016

Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

by Kingeresting December 5, 2019