The five f's

A stupid students report card Math-F English-F Science-F Geography-F LOTE-F

Student 1: Aww man, i got the five f's
Student 2: You suck, your adopted!

by brndnnrtn July 11, 2009

The Big F

Stands for “Fart Master” which is someone who rips the largest farts. We don’t have any silent and deadly type stuff, it’s just the ear trembling train horn type farts.

Jeez! The Big F really isn’t holding anything back today. I’m going to need a gas mask.

by Fart Master 101 February 26, 2020

rock the f out

Short for "rock the freak out".

To play musical instruments in such a way that others want to rock out too. In general, rocking the f' out lies in doing a solid drum beat very loud.

Joe started to "rock the f out" at the school assembly and the crowd started headbanging.

by counciloften September 23, 2011

Triple F Cycle

A condition where a dysfunctional relationship always lands on one of the three stages, fuck, fight, forgive. Both parties sometimes separate for short periods of time only to get back together to continue where they left off.

Sue-"I thought Sarah and Ryan broke up?"
Kelly-"They did...they're back on the Triple F Cycle."

by FlamingIceCube December 14, 2017

The f.a.g rose syndrome

The fag rose disease a condition only 1 in 7 billion have ,current patient being the wild tia rose . it is a genetic mutation where u have the desire for feet and mutts and have a face to match also one major symptom being a lying cow who lied to her bestie and another falling in love with zoo animals if you or anyone you know has this Rare condition go to your GP for a full checkup
A new common symptom:having a desire towards infants and kiddies

“I’ve had a thing for feet recently.”

“Maybe you have the f.a.g rose syndrome.You should get yourself checked at the gynaecologist?!”

by Tranny rose November 14, 2021

Triple F

Triple F is the cool name for the squad. The 3 Fs stand for Fat Fred Forever. Fred is a fat pigeon my friend found in New York, he was so sexy he needs to live on forever in hearts and memories.

Friend 1: Look at Fat Fred
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions November 29, 2021

The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

by Andy Warski May 19, 2018