Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fart gamble

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.

Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.

by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.

"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"

by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010

Puss Fart

A puss fart is a fart(gas) that comes out of your viginia. Or as other people call it. A queef.

I just puss farted.

Eww, Jenny your puss fart stinks!!

by Pusan fart creAtEr 3000 April 1, 2019

fart grease

Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..

My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.

by Trav October 1, 2004

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 5, 2003

fart begger

One who asks a friend to wave their fart over to themselves.

Josh was a fart begger asking to smell Jordan's stinky farts

by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006