A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.
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Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
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Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
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Get the Ethan Smith mug.Gorgeous man. Drummer for Måneskin. Ludwig Ambassador. Cutest personality. Though he is quiet, he is very thoughtful. Vic says he is the best hugger
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guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
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