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Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
by The engineering prophet March 5, 2024
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The Best Engine In The World

the best engine in the world is the chrysler HEMI V8: its the most reliable engine made by chrysler and it is put on various vehicles. the older genration hemis from the 60's can still apply in the best engines in the world
the best engine in the world is the HEMI, especially the 6.2L Hellcat, 2JZ sucks ass
by EMD F59PHI October 19, 2024
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Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.
Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.
by Zipdox October 27, 2024
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salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site
After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine
by Srwat December 23, 2024
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Quantum Foam Engineering

The hypothetical discipline of actively stabilizing, arranging, or structuring the Planck-scale quantum foam to create useful geometries. This isn't just observing foam; it's trying to lay down paving stones on that frothy foundation. It would involve manipulating energy densities at inconceivably small scales to reinforce fleeting wormholes or create persistent structures in the fabric of spacetime itself.
Example: Building a "trans-Planckian bridge"—a stabilized, navigable wormhole—by injecting negative energy densities to pin open a specific foam bubble, preventing it from instantly collapsing. This would be like finding a single, specific bubble in a boiling ocean of champagne and using cosmic superglue to keep it open as a doorway. It's engineering where your materials are probability and your tools operate a billion billion times smaller than a quark. Quantum Foam Engineering.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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