julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you

hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes

by that daft tye October 01, 2013

eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.

The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.

by DJKiwi July 25, 2018

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 08, 2013

bull eye

In Cajun country a bull eye is referred to a spotlight or the beam of the light.

We were sitting in the camp one night and heard something after our chickens and Dad said get the bull eye to see what's after the chickens.

by Pemon' December 15, 2018

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

Milwaukee Eye

A name for a "Lazy eye".

Did you check out that guys Milwaukee eye?

One eye is looking at you and the other one is looking at Milwaukee.

by Snakepliskken February 15, 2017