Depression

A term used by angsty teenagers whom were recently rejected by the ones they have had feelings for. A.K.A (Normies who feel a lil bit of sadness)

Megan wont talk to me anymore so now im going to go down a tunnel of spiraling depression

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

Depression

A word that a lot of 14 year old kids use when they want to fit in with a certain group, but it just makes them a laughing stock.

Hey Jimmy, is the depression getting to you again?

by my parents biggest accident April 6, 2021

Happy Depression

LOL it doesn't sound like tis possible does it? Well it's basically when you spend all day doing something SO awesome (usually with someone you have feelings for) that the next day when you go back to your normal life, you feel sad that every day can't be like that amazing day. The reason it's happy is because nothing "bad" happened. Something good happened that you wish would happen more often. It wears off within a few days or so, and is nothing that will last. What will last is your increased feelings toward the your "crush" so to speak.

Guy: Dude, how was yesterday with (insert lover's name here)?

Other Guy: It was amazing! I wish that everyday could be as amazing as yesterday. I've got bad case of Happy Depression.

Guy: Sucks man

Other Guy: IKR

by timeisoftheescense October 12, 2011

Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016

Depression

When you watched pewdiepie’s video this morning and have nothing to watch in bed because he’s the only thing worth watching on YouTube.

Oh shit, I watched pewdiepie’s video this morning now I have nothing to watch! I am filled with depression...

by ? ? ? ?? ??? January 15, 2019

Depression

Something I will never get rid of.

Depression for life.

by ebuetheman11 October 8, 2018

Depression

When your best friend doesn't want to look at stupid urban dictionary definitions with you so you wallow in your sadness for eternity.

#crushed #heartbroken #lostpurpose

Artemis prime : Aw damn it now I'm depression

by Mufasas pizza alien September 8, 2019