David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

david sutherland

the act of pooping on someones penis and then licking it up with ones tongue. then giving them a dirty sanchez with a piece of dog shit. and after that drizzling cum all over their face then getting an std from kelci.

giving your partner the ol' david sutherland.

by THE NIGG March 31, 2009

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 13, 2011

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

david beckham

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.

Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Daveyduke

An extremely ugly person (usually a male) wearing short-shorts.

"Dude look at that guy over there" "Yeah do you see his Daveydukes? Damn he is ugly."

by gingerkid13 May 12, 2010

David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011