Hot Damale 

Pronounced : hawt dumb-mall-ee

A very physically attractive young man or woman whose lack of intelligence vastly overwhelms their general appeal to the opposite or same sex.

"That guy is so HOTT" -Nick
"Oh no man, he's as dumb as bricks" -Katie
"Oh, a Hot Damale"

Hot Damale by Friendsss June 18, 2009

Hail Damage 

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

Hail Damage by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

sun damage 

When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.

1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.

2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.

3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.

4. Sun damage is irreversible.

5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.

6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.

sun damage by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

Cunt Damage 

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.

Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.

Cunt Damage by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015

Splash Damage 

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

Splash Damage by stormychild March 23, 2016

heat damage 

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

heat damage by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017

Evening Damage 

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

Evening Damage by boeing737229 February 15, 2018