Izzys dad

most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.

“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”

by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

josh's dad

gone

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"

by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 13, 2021

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Phrog Dad

A phrog that wears a pink hat

Phrog dad has a pink hat

by F r o g November 4, 2020

Dads-Principal

Super funny, thicc as hell, and thinks 69 is funny number

Dang Dads-Principal is looking dummy thicc today I’d smash

by Poopoobutt420 April 28, 2020

Shepard’s Dad

As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.

Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*

by Mr. McNugget February 17, 2022