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dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.
by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
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Dad jokes

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
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Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him
by Big Robo August 8, 2023
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Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.
The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
by Dandrew November 29, 2021
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Non's Dad

Person 1 : "Have you seen Non's dad?"
Person 2 : "Non."
by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021
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go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.
*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !
by loser4losers April 23, 2022
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