Crunchie

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.

You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE

by Blicks July 8, 2011

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Crunch

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk

You keepin' it crunch, yo?

by Reese Jota King October 12, 2008

Crunchy

"Means dont get f**ked up"

(J fizzle) "Ey mane you need to shut da hell up cuz"

(Kenny G) "Mane if you dont shut dat sh!t up. Dont get "crunchy" up in dis thang cause dis aint wut'cha want cuz"

by Krazy J-Kingpin March 3, 2004

crunchkin

A person who can eat while they're sleeping, especially while stoned. Derived from "crunchy munchy" or "crunchy munchkin," later abbreviated for slang usage.

I looked over and ashley was asleep, but she was eating sun chips! She's a crunchkin!

by Nessa Ray November 6, 2006

Nanna's Nut Crunch

When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.

John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.

by JK_Paddywhack September 26, 2007