Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jamari: Zana and I thought we would try something new. We thought we have a pajama cooking date.
Nico: Between your cooking dates and now your pajama cooking date, do you even manage to get any food cooked.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.

‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’

by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022

botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest

kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA

by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025

Riley cook

He is the most gayest person in the world.

Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”

by Juan Pablo Escobar February 23, 2020