Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.

Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.

by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019

Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019

Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019

Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego

Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom

by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"

by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019

condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.

Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.

by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019