nerd coachella

n. - collective term used to describe a group of people gathered outside in an open area to view a particular natural phenomenon in the sky related to atmospheric anomalies or "space weather" with particular emphasis on their fashion and eyewear choices.

"These people with their bold fashion choices & blocky eyewear, hanging out in a field together.... this is the nerd coachella." (when referring to many of the gatherings for North American Eclipse 2017). - SDS

by i_brake_for_ducks August 21, 2017

Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.

Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.

by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018

Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018

sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

taen coch

Its a secret nametag. When you send somebody a letter in Bulgaria for Valentines day you write that it’s from the ,,Taen coch”

,,I like you very much!”
From: Taen coch

by Pantofa02 February 14, 2019

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019