Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
by tadboinky August 19, 2013
Get the coffee jew mug.At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.
by banjax October 26, 2013
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A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.
by Sqyd April 27, 2014
Get the Coffee mug.Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.
by DanOgram June 12, 2018
Get the Coffee Nazi mug.One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
Get the CoffeeWanker mug."Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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