clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023

Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+

Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*

by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

by D1N0NUGGIES December 6, 2021

wall clock

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever

WALL CLOCK IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD

by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

off the clock

When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore

Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12

by Riahriah February 21, 2024

clocked your chain

When you can’t remember “clocked your tea”, instead it’s a chain!

“Ooooh…He clocked your-clocked your chain!”

by YouKattobekiddingme March 3, 2025

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020