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Christmas Eve Eve

The 23rd of December, 2 days before Christmas day.
by energ157 December 23, 2021
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Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
by Hello Satan December 26, 2009
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the ghost of Christmas ass

1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.

3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
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Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
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new zealand christmas

the act of vomitting on your loved one in bed on christmas eve and then just turning over and going back to sleep.
it was okay but Rizzo gave me a New Zealand Christmas
by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010
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Christmas Morning Effect

when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.

often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.
Facebook Status:

5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!

5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?

5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?
by jimmpage44 April 19, 2011
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Christmas Eve Eve

Christmas Eve Eve is the day before Christmas Eve. It should be treated like Christmas Eve but it isn't.
Christmas Eve Eve is my favorite time of year!!
by Orfels December 23, 2018
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