sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).

“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”

by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017

cock cheek

the ache of facial muscles and cheeks associated with performing a blow job

I got a major case of cock cheek after pleasuring my husband.

by helpful terminology June 13, 2018

bucky cheeks

a person that is very bad at something.

that nigga is so bucky cheeks.

by Taurens June 15, 2018

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018

swamp cheeks

When you shart and it stays within the confines of your butt cheeks

Ewww have you got swamp cheeks

by HIBmum September 6, 2019

Ice Cheeks

A Street and Internet term for a bodily reaction. Occurs when Peppermint oil is foolishly applied to the face, creating a freezing and tingling sensation.

You: "Doctor I think I have Ice cheeks!"
Doctor: Stop using peppermint oil that way!

by Dudely_Scott October 13, 2019

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019