1 definition by Hugo Ross
When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).
“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.
“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”
“She’s dead.”
“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”
“She’s dead.”
by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017