The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
by analBunny November 24, 2010
Get the east indian camel-riding goggles mug.One of the countless Middle Eastern-run carts in big cities. Usually specializing in Halal foods, rotting fruits/vegetables, or nasty coffee/bagel combos.
Person A:Damn, that coffee smells rank? You went to 'Bucks?
Person B:Nah, line was too long.
Person A:So where the hell did you get this crap?
Person B:Assad's camel cart on 6th.
Person A:Keep it!
Person B:Ah-Salami-Lickem to you too!
Person B:Nah, line was too long.
Person A:So where the hell did you get this crap?
Person B:Assad's camel cart on 6th.
Person A:Keep it!
Person B:Ah-Salami-Lickem to you too!
by Hachiko September 8, 2008
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"...Meanwhile, out in the courtyard, couriers were shoveling camelshit, for in those days horseshit was unknown."
by Arnold Langberg October 4, 2007
Get the camelshit mug.When a female has no ass. The front resembles the back thus making it appear as if she has a huge camel toe on her backside, Camel ass
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by StephenTheDevilFrenchman September 19, 2020
Get the Camel mug.Sex camel (n.) Somebody that can go long periods of time without resorting to late night creeps, unsavory bars, and dirty pirate hookers. Although rare, the sex camel does exist. He is usually found doing outdoor activities and taking long cold showers. Often his dreams are sexual in nature. In theory, he is the ideal boyfriend, but in reality, he is just somebody girls use to make assholes mad.
"I tried to wait with her and be a sex camel and it totally backfired. Now she is sleeping with Wes."
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