Tommy Cheek Clapper

A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.

Did you here about james? “No, what happened?!?!” , he was attacked by Tommy Cheek Clapper

by Tommy Cheek Clapper February 6, 2019

clapped

a shorter way of saying getting fucked in the ass. (refering to the sound it makes).

"dude i fuckin clapped evan in fortnite the other day."
"i clapped this girl so hard last night."
"this math homework's clapping me."

by taro zzz January 16, 2019

Clapped

To be bent over and screwed in the butthole, with your butt cheeks slapping against someone’s ball sack sounding like someone is clapping.

Damn dude, that girl got clapped so hard.

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

clapwagon

A clapped out, ragged out, ghetto ass, ziptie mafia, no muffler havin, duct tape special, Rod flinging, Fast and sketchy ass car or truck. Usually the shittiest or coolest whip on the block. Straight ogs drive these fuckin sleepers

You ever rode in sheets’s Clapwagon headass accord. Nah i heard that hoe can scoot tho.

by uramax_boy November 1, 2019

Clapped

Used to call things broken, damaged or ugly

'This controller is absolutely clapped'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020

Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was labeled "God" by the British after his playing with John Mayall in 1966. If you do a google on "Clapton is God" you might find a picture of the famous wall with the graffiti "Clapton is God" spray painted on it. For those not familiar with Clapton, he is NOT just the guy that did Tears in Heaven. Many years before that he was known as one of the best blues guitarist in england and the greatest (some Hendrix fans would argue this point) rock guitarist of his generation. With John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, he played a reverent form of music, the blues, and did it with incredible emotion and facility. And I have nothing against Roger Waters, but in terms of the depth and breadth of their total bodies of work, he does not measure up (i do not consider co writing some songs with Pink Floyd and churning out maybe two decent solo albums in the last 30 years the stuff legends are made of)

What the fuck are you smoking to think that a pretentious art-fag like Roger Waters can even compare to GOD!!!

by BannedFromUtopia April 3, 2004

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007