boner graveyard

a place where boners go to die.

"did you see Hillary Clinton"
"yeah, she looks like a total boner graveyard"

by lettheweinerkick March 4, 2009

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Emotional Boner

noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.

I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.

by ivyspoison5 December 14, 2010

Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

boner dance

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.

"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."

by Andre January 5, 2005