badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

by Stejay March 12, 2007

badgeridoo

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.

"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"

by Harry Sargent May 19, 2008

Badged

To be attacked while in the hospital on mobsters with a police badge do damage while in recovery

To be badged:
"Flashing your police badge, you easily gain access to the hospital ward where Unreal Outlaws lies in recovery.You punched Unreal Outlaws in the face, dealing 3 damage.
Your target's whimpering brings in the hospital staff. Flashing your badge, you quickly slip away while the doctors puzzle over your target's new bruises."

by KayenX April 8, 2009

malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha March 11, 2009

8 Badges

The upmost and prestigious recognition of brilliant, importance and all round badassery.

A social ranking system

Woke up this morning feeling like 8 badges
I'd 8 badge the shit out of her
That car is so 8 badges
Mate this cold is making me feel like 2 badges

by Dr. Agonite April 14, 2011

Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011