Betterestest

When you are Better than better you are Betterest and when you are better than that... You are Betteretest

Carla Gordon is the Betterestest looking

by Wellytron September 30, 2010

Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

bettah ask somebody

a phrase you use when you don't know what else to say

something Johnny says to try and sound cool but he's really a super dork

do you like anime

bettah ask somebody

by uisdhfhoari September 22, 2016

Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.

I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*

by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017

Bettern't

Contraction : better not

Michael: Imma go out t'night bae
Kelsey: You bettern't less you plans on sleep'n ons the couch!

by Cheeser82 April 9, 2017

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Bettina Noemi

Bettina Noemi is a name only allowed for those pure at heart. Bettina Noemi is beautiful and full of grace, and with a Bettina Noemi by your side, you'll have guaranteed laughter for the rest of your life. You can talk to her about everything and she will never judge you for your poor life choices.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you so happy? Life is worthless and we are all gonna die

Guy 2: I don't care about that anymore, I just met Bettina Noemi

by Botas the Cat October 21, 2018