Boofection

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

by genxsync October 23, 2012

Booffoon

One who needlessly inserts drugs into their anus.

Good job sneaking your stash into the festival, I'm glad y'all made it safely.
Why does this ecstasy taste like shit?!
That's 'cause Amy hid them in her ass instead of her twat.
What a booffoon!

by BoofAunt September 28, 2015

booflare

Work Flare in the shape of a ghost given to awesome spirited workers

"you see that sexy girl with the booflare on her shirt?"

by Fortymileshigh September 27, 2017

boofel

Is a big legend, who enjoys memes a little too much and is bad at games. Boofel also suffers from anxiety around girls.

Lewis: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Tom: "Yeah, what about him?"
Lewis: "He's a right boofel, I was talking to him last night on teamspeak. Funny guy but bad at games"

by Doggor May 2, 2018

boofin whipits

To Boof a whipit

Boofin Whipits

by OneEyedKing666 July 29, 2018

Boofching

The act of boofing kombucha

The best way to regulate your gut is by boofching. It's all natural!

by Natural_Nancy October 5, 2018

Boofism

The only acceptable way to live, celebrating the embodiment of Boof.

To worship potatoes

"Dude we totally boofed it up last night, there were so many potatoes in my car!"

"Care to convert to Boofism? We have potatoes..."

by Anakiri February 28, 2019