blind fuck

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.

dumb friend: hey man wazzup?

Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?

dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).

Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.

by the prick from WKnoxville October 23, 2008

blind

lying on a table with a bottle of jimmy

Man 1: wats he doing lying on the table
Man 2: He's blind

by Niblib May 23, 2006

blind side

Blindfolded sex, usually with members of the same sex.

Colby truly enjoyed his nightly blind side with his partner, Doug.

by yepitsmedude22 December 10, 2009

blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.

What, are you blind? That's wet cement.

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

blind sheep

Gullible, ignorant, simple minded, would rather be used and scramble for trash to keep others down.

Trump supporters are such blind sheep.

by Zxti December 31, 2016

bindass

binding of ones arse when you need to fart...or exhale thru ur rear

following the queue to GNR concert gives fat dorks a bindass

by shrijesh August 17, 2004

Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009