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Cuntry Bumpkin 

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Cuntry Bumpkin by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009

Reverse Blumkin 

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.
"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."
Reverse Blumkin by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin 

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.
"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"
Reverse Blumkin by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

blumpkinrhea 

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.
Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.
blumpkinrhea by Ripdawg January 20, 2010

Blumping 

The act of giving someone a blumpkin
Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!
Blumping by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blurpkin 

Rendition of a Blumpkin but based underwater
So last night my girlfriend was in the bath and she needed to shit so she asked me to give her a Blurpkin which is basically an underwater Blumpkin, the result being the best of both worlds, under and over I say!!!
Blurpkin by Bluuuuuuurp6983 March 23, 2022

Saucey Bumpkin

Idiot. Term for "You Suck".
Sauce! , Wow! Saucey Bumpkin! , Did you see Brad? What a saucey bumpkin.
Saucey Bumpkin by JackkerFires November 15, 2010