block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.

Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009

Cock Block

Moriarty. That is all.

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......

by WatsonFan January 25, 2011

cock block

When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

by The chun du July 14, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

ugly blockers

The glasses a girl wears that cover her face so you think she is hot until she takes them off when you find out she isn't.

I saw this hot girl walk into class with a pair of ugly blockers on. She took them off, and her face wasn't hot at all. I should have known, now I am stuck sitting next to a butterface.

by Big Ted Arlington February 27, 2008